Whatever I want to say will be said here
1 hour ago / 25 July 2014 / 8:40am + 123,989 notes
via official-2014 (originally magnacarterholygrail)

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

4 hours ago / 25 July 2014 / 4:50am + 159,927 notes
via poryqon (originally tennants-hair)

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

13 hours ago / 24 July 2014 / 8:10pm + 1,887 notes
via bakedly (originally sevenseasandthenaughtymermaid)
17 hours ago / 24 July 2014 / 4:20pm + 251,224 notes
via poryqon (originally benedicts-doublechins)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

21 hours ago / 24 July 2014 / 12:30pm + 15,672 notes
via c-isnenegro (originally bluemavor)
1 day ago / 24 July 2014 / 8:40am + 38,181 notes
via hotboyproblems (originally dimwited)

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

1 day ago / 24 July 2014 / 4:50am + 504,127 notes
via c-isnenegro (originally uni-ty)
1 day ago / 23 July 2014 / 8:10pm + 353,367 notes
via pizza (originally samevvada)

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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1 day ago / 23 July 2014 / 4:20pm + 250 notes
via percabooty (originally doors-death)
  • 12 year old Percy: *Gets attacked by Fury in museum*
  • 12 year old Percy:
  • 12 year old Percy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
1 day ago / 23 July 2014 / 12:30pm + 579,862 notes
via percabooty (originally alabasterbones)

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

2 days ago / 23 July 2014 / 8:40am + 688,274 notes
via ahungrygirlsweightlossjourney (originally oscarwetnwilde)

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

2 days ago / 23 July 2014 / 4:50am + 408,715 notes
via batsingotham (originally flowercrownimpala)

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

2 days ago / 22 July 2014 / 8:11pm + 686,784 notes
via trust (originally transatlantiscism-deactivated20)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

2 days ago / 22 July 2014 / 4:20pm + 83,126 notes
via pizza (originally onlylolgifs)
2 days ago / 22 July 2014 / 12:30pm + 71,533 notes
via skeleton (originally varsovio-deactivated20130628)