Whatever I want to say will be said here
2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:52pm + 279,292 notes
via perks-of-being-chinese (originally actionables)

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:52pm + 26,759 notes
via koujakus-boyfriend (originally thefakeoriginal)

thewibbler:

xerza:

mcish:

"im a feminist but girls who wear this are fucking horrible trust me they’re the worst but like respect women and girls haha x"

I don’t understand. My coworkers dress like this and only one of them is mean? As far as I can tell, There’s literally no correlation between clothes and personality I swear.

"wahh i dont like this style so all girls with this style must be terrible"

2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:51pm + 267,698 notes
via koujakus-boyfriend (originally clamjob-deactivated20140702)
2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:50pm + 69,327 notes
via veronicassmars (originally actualanders)
  • *favourite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*
2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:50pm + 3 notes
via batsingotham (originally batsingotham)

batsingotham:

I don’t trust whoever had the idea to make “reblog as link” the default option for longer posts.

2 days ago / 16 September 2014 / 8:48pm + 1,272,067 notes
via nicovaldez (originally amerlcanapparel)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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1 week ago / 6 September 2014 / 4:50am + 2,520 notes
via assbutt-in-the-garrison (originally out-in-the-open)

Accidental discovery of one’s biography

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:12pm + 13,851 notes
via ahungrygirlsfitnessjourney (originally njfightshop)

fit-feminist:

a-pure-guts-race:

i love this 

I will never stop reblogging this. 

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:06pm + 7,418 notes
via jncera (originally shazampanic)

jncera:

shazampanic:

if you sneeze in a jaeger does your partner sneeze with you since you’re linked? does the whole jaeger sneeze along too or is it programmed not to? have jaeger pilots ever sneezed and accidentally ended up activating one of their weapons? 

this is what keeps me up at night 

 (via symbiosi)

ACTIVATE ROCKET BOOSTERS

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:04pm + 80,889 notes
via perks-of-being-chinese (originally bellecosby)

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:04pm + 626,051 notes
via hotboyproblems (originally vegasmo)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:03pm + 153,669 notes
via telapathetic (originally illkim)

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:03pm + 120,782 notes
via ahungrygirlsfitnessjourney (originally blhak)

between-my-thighs:

blhak:

If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

Trippy shit man xD

1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:02pm + 177,528 notes
via vajoochie (originally meltedpoo)
1 week ago / 5 September 2014 / 9:02pm + 24,052 notes
via vajoochie (originally bwansen)

the-goddamazon:

helianthus-girl:

jirquedusoleil:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

ferrarisheppard:

Always be yourself. 

This is everything. omg

Yes.

love it.

they give 0 fucks

Bout that life.